Results and fixtures

Matches

Every match the club has played, and the ones still to come.

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GW8

ABHUS FC

Season 8 · GW8 · Tue 20 Oct 2026

In 3 days20:55 GW9

MATHOL FC

Season 8 · GW9 · Tue 27 Oct 2026

In 10 days18:55 GW10

Spartak High Press, Low Standards

Season 8 · GW10 · Tue 3 Nov 2026

In 17 days19:35 GW11

Inter Islington

Season 8 · GW11 · Tue 10 Nov 2026

In 24 days18:15 GW12

TMHLR F.C.

Season 8 · GW12 · Tue 17 Nov 2026

In 31 days20:15

All matches

Include friendlies and forfeits

93 matches · won 17, drew 5, lost 64 · scored 257, conceded 536

Season 8

Whitechapel Tuesday 6’s — Premier League

7 matches · 1–1–4

Monaco Goalkickers

GW7 · Tue 13 Oct 2026 · 20:55

Previous game ringer · Alex Ruben

1–16 W

Corsicans FC

GW6 · Tue 6 Oct 2026 · 18:15

Ahmed (6), Jacob Ringer (2), Phil Knott, Joe, Alex · Ahmed

11–5 L

Thundering Trunks

GW5 · Tue 29 Sep 2026 · 18:15

Max Cobain

0–2 D

Heavy MWEtal Football

GW4 · Tue 22 Sep 2026 · 20:55

Max Cobain (3), Seb Burgess (3), Mark Pellowe · Seb Burgess

7–7 L

TMHLR F.C.Forfeit

GW3 · Tue 15 Sep 2026 · 18:15

0–8 L

Inter Islington

GW2 · Tue 8 Sep 2026 · 20:15

Ben Merrett, George Barbantan

2–5 L

Spartak High Press, Low Standards

GW1 · Tue 1 Sep 2026 · 19:35

Seb Burgess (3), Finn Cawley (2)

5–7

Season 7

PlayFootball Old Street (5G, 6-a-side)

15 matches · 3–0–8

XZR FC

GW15 · Fri 21 Aug 2026

Conall Templeman, Mark Pellowe

6–1 L

Old Ivy

GW14 · Thu 13 Aug 2026

Ahmed, Ben Merrett, Eddie McLaughlin, Phil Knott

4–8 L

Green of the South

GW13 · Thu 6 Aug 2026

3–9 L

The Britannias

GW12 · Thu 30 Jul 2026

Ahmed (3)

4–6 L

Vauban FC

GW11 · Fri 24 Jul 2026

Finn Cawley (2), George Barbantan

6–10 W

ForfeitForfeit

GW10 · Fri 24 Jul 2026

8–0 L

Enjoy Your Mane JaneForfeit

GW9 · Thu 16 Jul 2026

0–8 L

Old Ivy

GW8 · Thu 2 Jul 2026

Conall Templeman, Keshav Singh

2–6 L

The Britannias

GW7 · Sat 27 Jun 2026

Ahmed

1–11 W

Vauban FC

GW6 · Thu 18 Jun 2026

Finn Cawley (2), Seb Burgess (2), Ben Merrett

5–4 L

Green of the South

GW5 · Thu 11 Jun 2026

Max Cobain, Seb Burgess

2–11 W

XZR FC

GW4 · Thu 4 Jun 2026

Phil Knott (2), Seb Burgess (2)

4–2 W

Ref's MatesFriendly

GW3 · Thu 28 May 2026

Seb Burgess (4), Max Cobain (2), Finn Cawley

7–5 W

Recessionary FCForfeit

GW2 · Thu 28 May 2026

8–0 L

Enjoy Your Mane Jane

GW1 · Thu 21 May 2026

Conall Templeman, Isaac Mond, Neeraj Radia

3–6

Season 6

PlayFootball Old Street (5G, 6-a-side)

14 matches · 2–2–10

Cottesmore FC

GW14 · Thu 14 May 2026

Seb Burgess (2)

2–7 L

Old Ivy

GW13 · Thu 7 May 2026

Seb Burgess (5), Mark Pellowe, Neeraj Radia

7–16 L

Green of the South

GW12 · Thu 30 Apr 2026

Seb Burgess (2), Mark Pellowe

3–7 L

The Britannias

GW11 · Thu 23 Apr 2026

Seb Burgess

1–11 W

Vauban FC

GW10 · Thu 16 Apr 2026

Ben Merrett, Max Cobain, Seb Burgess

6–4 D

Enjoy Your Mane Jane

GW9 · Thu 9 Apr 2026

Sam Holt, Seb Burgess

2–2 L

MOB FC

GW8 · Thu 2 Apr 2026

Keshav Singh (2), Mark Pellowe, Phil Knott

4–6 L

Old Ivy

GW7 · Thu 26 Mar 2026

Finn Cawley (2)

2–11 L

The Britannias

GW6 · Thu 19 Mar 2026

0–6 L

Vauban FC

GW5 · Thu 12 Mar 2026

Phil Knott, Seb Burgess

2–8 D

Green of the South

GW4 · Thu 5 Mar 2026

Keshav Singh, Mark Pellowe, Max Cobain

3–3 L

Cottesmore FC

GW3 · Thu 26 Feb 2026

Mark Pellowe (2), Seb Burgess

4–7 W

MOB FC

GW2 · Thu 19 Feb 2026

Eddie McLaughlin (2), Phil Knott (2), Max Cobain · Phil Knott

8–2 L

Enjoy Your Mane Jane

GW1 · Thu 12 Feb 2026

Seb Burgess

3–11

Season 5

PlayFootball Old Street (5G, 6-a-side)

14 matches · 2–0–11

Not Very Often

GW14 · Thu 5 Feb 2026

Eddie McLaughlin (4), Seb Burgess (4), Isaac Mond, Max Cobain · Eddie McLaughlin

10–5 L

Ding Cats

GW13 · Thu 29 Jan 2026

Phil Knott, Seb Burgess · Jacob Ringer

2–5 L

Green of the South

GW12 · Thu 22 Jan 2026

Seb Burgess · Seb Burgess

2–10 L

The Britannias

GW11 · Thu 15 Jan 2026

Phil Knott

0–5 L

Enjoy Your Mane Jane

GW10 · Thu 8 Jan 2026

Max Cobain · Isaac Mond

1–6 L

Old Ivy

GW9 · Thu 11 Dec 2025

George Barbantan, Seb Burgess

GW7 · Thu 27 Nov 2025

0–6 L

The Britannias

GW6 · Thu 20 Nov 2025

Max Cobain

1–4 W

Not Very Often

GW5 · Thu 13 Nov 2025

Max Cobain (2), Seb Burgess (2), Phil Knott

GW3 · Thu 30 Oct 2025

George Barbantan

2–4 L

Green of the South

GW2 · Thu 23 Oct 2025

0–2 L

Dukes Select

GW1 · Thu 16 Oct 2025

Andy Cowan, Phil Knott, Seb Burgess

3–4

Season 4

PlayFootball Old Street (5G, 6-a-side)

11 matches · 2–0–9

Green of the South

GW14 · Thu 2 Oct 2025

2–4 L

The Britannias

GW13 · Thu 25 Sep 2025

0–3 W

Spudos

GW11 · Thu 11 Sep 2025

Seb Burgess (5)

5–1 L

Ding Cats

GW8 · Thu 21 Aug 2025

Max Cobain, Seb Burgess

2–6 W

The Britannias

GW7 · Thu 14 Aug 2025

Seb Burgess (2), Andy Cowan, Callum McCarthy

4–3 L

Spudos

GW6 · Thu 7 Aug 2025

George Barbantan, Seb Burgess

2–7 L

Old Ivy

GW5 · Thu 31 Jul 2025

Andy Cowan, Seb Burgess

2–6 L

Enjoy Your Mane Jane

GW4 · Thu 24 Jul 2025

Seb Burgess (2), Finn Cawley, Phil Knott

4–7 L

Green of the South

GW3 · Thu 17 Jul 2025

4–8 L

Ding Cats

GW2 · Thu 10 Jul 2025

Callum McCarthy, Phil Knott · Phil Knott

3–8

Season 3

PlayFootball Old Street (5G, 6-a-side)

14 matches · 1–1–11

Enjoy Your Mane Jane

GW14 · Thu 19 Jun 2025

Finn Cawley

1–12 D

Dukes Select

GW13 · Thu 12 Jun 2025

Phil Knott (2), Seb Burgess

3–3 L

The Britannias

GW12 · Thu 5 Jun 2025

Finn Cawley, Max Cobain

2–13 L

Ding Cats

GW11 · Thu 29 May 2025

Seb Burgess

1–6 L

Green of the South

GW10 · Thu 22 May 2025

Ben Merrett, Finn Cawley, Phil Knott

3–13 L

Old Ivy

GW9 · Thu 15 May 2025

Max Cobain (2), Neeraj Radia

3–9 W

Spudos

GW8 · Thu 8 May 2025

Callum McCarthy (2), Neeraj Radia (2), Phil Knott (2), Andy Cowan, Ben Merrett, George Barbantan, Isaac Mond

GW6 · Thu 24 Apr 2025

Neeraj Radia, Seb Burgess

2–5 L

Old Ivy

GW5 · Thu 17 Apr 2025

Max Cobain (2), Seb Burgess

4–8 L

Ding Cats

GW4 · Thu 10 Apr 2025

Phil Knott, Seb Burgess

GW2 · Thu 27 Mar 2025

Finn Cawley (2)

2–11 W

ForfeitForfeit

GW1 · Wed 26 Mar 2025

8–0

Season 2

Powerleague Shoreditch (5G, 7-a-side)

8 matches · 3–0–5

LCG United

GW8 · Thu 30 Jan 2025

George Barbantan (2), Seb Burgess (2)

5–4 L

Mutus

GW7 · Thu 23 Jan 2025

Max Cobain

2–11 L

Dalston Eagles

GW6 · Thu 16 Jan 2025

Finn Cawley, Max Cobain

2–8 W

City ACS

GW5 · Thu 9 Jan 2025

Finn Cawley (2), Max Cobain

4–3 W

Brighton

GW4 · Thu 19 Dec 2024

Seb Burgess (2), Phil Knott · Finn Cawley

8–2 L

LCG United

GW3 · Thu 12 Dec 2024

Max Cobain · Andy Cowan

GW1 · Thu 28 Nov 2024

Sam Holt, Seb Burgess · Sam Holt

3–10

Season 1

Play5aside Hoxton (sand, 5-a-side)

10 matches · 3–1–6

Clapham Casuals

GW10 · Wed 13 Nov 2024

Max Cobain · Isaac Mond

1–2 W

Hardly Athletic

GW9 · Wed 6 Nov 2024

Sam Holt (2), Phil Knott · Sam Holt

3–2 L

Safe FC

GW8 · Wed 30 Oct 2024

Phil Knott (2) · Phil Knott

2–5 D

Barkways Sisters

GW7 · Wed 23 Oct 2024

Andy Cowan, Ben Merrett, Isaac Mond · Andy Cowan

3–3 L

MBS

GW6 · Wed 16 Oct 2024

Sam Holt (2), George Barbantan, Robin Watson · Sam Holt

5–9 W

Clapham Casuals

GW5 · Wed 9 Oct 2024

Max Cobain, Phil Knott · Max Cobain

GW3 · Wed 25 Sep 2024

George Barbantan · Phil Knott

1–5 W

Barkways Sisters

GW2 · Wed 18 Sep 2024

Callum McCarthy (2), Max Cobain, Neeraj Radia · Callum McCarthy

4–3 L

MBS

GW1 · Wed 11 Sep 2024

George Barbantan, Max Cobain, Sam Holt · Isaac Mond

3–11